(Intro)
Hey, what a great day for a swim
Yea, why are you wearing a shirt?

Too many hickies on my neck
Oh, the girl I was with last night scratched my back
So you've also been having sex

Yes

(Hook1)

We need love not meaningless sex
You got a round butt? We're not impressed
So many girls wanna get in our pants

But where not !@^%s, we need romance

(Verse)

Hey girl girl, you look good
I want you to know that I would
Do you? frequently

Like riding my hog, it's nothing to me

(Verse)

You're wearing a bra but soon you won't
I'll be the magic man, now you see it, now you don't
When it comes to foreplay I can take for hours

Does that make you ^^&$#* baby? Austin Powers

(Verse)

My ocean's got motion but also girth
The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth
I'm a butt-man and I like !@(&

Put them together and we like you

(Verse)

I don't care that you're overweight
I see your soul and you look great
We love all colors shapes and sizes

Accepts this in a girlfriend who's a $#&@in !@#%

(Hook2)

We need love not meaningless sex
You got a round butt? We're not impressed
Just 2 Don Juans lookin for amour

It could be you if you're not a !@^%

(Verse)

I'm guy number 1, I'll massage your back
But if you prefer I'll squeeze your rack
If it's your time of the month (eww), I'll call it a night

I'm guy number 2, I don't run red lights

(Verse)

If I was with you I'd need at least 10 rubbers
Your poo tank stink, I don't need another lover
I wear condoms too but when they break it's bad

Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad

(Bridge)

'Cause we're the freaks of the industry
You a freak, guy 1? Oh you got that D
What about you, guy 2?

Yes, me too

(Verse)

I always get consent before I screw
I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you
Champagne, water bed, satin covers

There you have it, another satisfied lover

There you have it, another satisfied lover

There you have it, another satisfied lover
(Everyone)
There you have it, another satisfied lover

(Come on)
There you have it, another satisfied lover


(Hook3)
We need love not meaningless sex
You got a round butt? We're not impressed
We're 2 Casanovas, not pieces of meat
But pull down our pants, you'll like what you see