Stork patrol, always patrollin
Stork patrol, he's rollin
Stork patrol, with my storkies

Stork patrol

Yo what up, fine feathered stork?

Peace, you're lovely
Hollow legs, long beak, feathers so cuddly
Yo I wanna step to you stork, but I don't know how

Your style's mad intimidating, makes me go wild

Get ya open like those web toes

You know I spread those scrawny bird legs past the head when I bed those
Stanky sea stork steady salty in your seed sack
Have at this barnacle, bird, ya know I need that


Your feathers shiny, nasty plumage
Let me probe your inner sanctum, I love you doin it

Witchya storkin $$#
Beautiful Marabou
Plenty of birdseed for you, incubators too


What up Marabou-bou, don't I recognize you?
National Geographic, cover, ninety-two

Turn around your backyard, I can barely speak
Oops, there go my kids all over your beak


Calling all storks, we're on a stork patrol
We have an APB out for three storks heading one-eighty
Chicks fly the coop when you pull up to dem first

She's a beautiful specimen (she's a stork! )
A beautiful specimen


'Ey yo peepin, I know you love Victoria's Egret
Garter belts all in your claws on some freak ish
I love you like my wingspan, everything's grand

Knock it airborne, make you pray to god to bring land
Never worry bout what your friends say, they're just pelicans
Swallowin the minnows of this other species' gentlemen


Thirty days, thirty nights on my eggs you sitted
Cuz you always been committed, til the day I was acquitted

Lovely, eatin baby crocodiles and insects
Let me be your park ranger and your sanctuary pretect
Ooh, I wanna ruffle you up, suck on your beak

Freak nasty ish, make you stand on one feet

Yo my eyes are red, my voice is tremblin

Please don't leave me, stork
This ish, I need you til the end
When the cops came, you held my stash in your beak

God damn, nasty freak!

Alright, listen up, stork

We, human men, have got you surrounded
Now come outside and marry one of us