[Intro: Maya Rudolph and Lonely Island]
Okay everyone, welcome to grammar class
Today we're learning about semicolons

Ooo ooo ooo
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday

Can you give me an example?
Oh hell yeah


[Verse 1]
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo

These dudes is comic relief; Whoopie
And I'm the mother$#&@ing monster; cookie
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger

Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that?; Urkel
Yo Angela, Who's The Boss?; Merkel

I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bulls nut; ox nard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin

A comma and a $#&@ing dot; semicolon

[Hook: Solange]

We run these streets; stop lights
All eyes on me; spot lights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top


[Verse 2]
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski

Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretsky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation

My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You're acting all Machio; Ralph

But I'll eat all you cats; Alf

[Hook 2: Solange]

We run the game ; umpire
Always chase the night ; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark


[Verse 3]
It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth

Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict


[Hook 3: Solange]
We got the game on lock; toy chest

You're too big for your clothes; boys vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes


[Breakdown: Solange]
When it comes to punctuation

You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon


[Outro: The Lonely Island and Maya Rudolph]
Semicolons, we rest our case

No actually those are examples of colons
You all get F's
Wait, what?