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THE LONELY ISLAND lyrics : "Natalie's Rap"

interviewer: we're sitting here with film star natalie portman
natalie: hello
i: so natalie, what's a day in the life of natalie portman like?

n: do you really want to know?
i: please, tell us


i don't sleep mother$#&@er off that yak and that durban
doin 120 gettin head while i'm swervin
(damn natalie you a crazy chick

yo shut the $#&@ up and suck my dick
i bust in dudes mouth like gushers mother$#&@er
roll up on nbc and smack the %#@! out of jeff zucker


(what you want natalie?)
to drink and fight!

(what you need natalie?)
to $#&@ all night!


dont touch me when i'm crazy off that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat til your %#@!'s in my shoe
leave you screamin, pay for my dry cleanin

$#&@ your man, it's my name that hes screamin

i: im sorry natalie, are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?

n: i never said i was a role model
i: but what about the kids that look up to you, do you have a message for them


all the kids lookin up to me can suck my dick
it's portman mother$#&@er
drink til i'm sick

slit your throat
and pour nitrous down the hole
watch you laugh and cry

while i laugh you die
and all the dudes, you know im talkin to you
(we love you natalie)

i want to $#&@ you too
(p!)
is for portman!

(p!)
is for #~!!@!
i'll kill your $#&@in dog for fun so don't push me


i: wow, natalie, i'm surprised all this from a harvard graduate
n: well theres a lot you may not know about me

i: really, uh, such as?

when i was in harvard i smoked weed everyday

i cheated every test and snorted all the yay
i got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes
i'll sit right down on your face and take a %#@!!


natalie you are a badass (*##$ (hell yeah!)
and i always pay for your dry cleanin

when my %#@! gets in your shoe (what!!!)
and as for the drug use, well i can vouch for that
my dick is scared of you, ohhhhhh


i: okeedoke, natalie, one final question,
if you could steal a smooch from any guy in hollywood, who would i-


(slam)


n: no more questions

WHAT!!!

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