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THE LONELY ISLAND lyrics : "Like A Boss"

Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem, so your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss, ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss

Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)

Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)

My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on debrah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)

Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)

No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
%#@! on debrah's desk (like a boss)

Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
$#&@ me a can't $#&@ing do it %#@!

#~!!@ out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)

Suck a dudes dick (like a boss)
Score some !@%!e (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)

Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
$#&@ his brains out (like a boss)

Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)

Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then? no doubt, you chop you balls off and die? hell yea. and I think that at uh one point there you said something about sucking your own dick? nope.
im pretty sure you did

hell no that aint me
well any ways im sure you did
im the boss

yea i know you said it about 400 times
im the boss
ok we get that your the boss

LIKE A BOSS

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