Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours

Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I

&&^( in my pants


This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I


&&^( in my pants

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a !@#%

Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus


Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery

Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above

The check-out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit"

And I

&&^(ed in my pants


It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

&&^(ed in my pants


To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check


Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

&&^(ed in my pants


Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

&&^( in my pants


The next day my alarm goes off and I


&&^( in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I


&&^( in my pants


When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

&&^(ed in my pants

I just ate a grape and I


&&^(ed... in... my pants

I went to


&&^(ed..Ok. in... my pants

seriously you guys can we... ok...

I &&^( right in my pants every time you're next to me

And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

Cuz I


&&^(... in... my pants

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