THE KEY OF AWESOME lyrics : "One Direction - One Thing"
In tight trousers and suits
Tabloids say that we're gay
And gay horses eat hay
(Hey)
These blokes aren't so bad
Cheeky British lads
Damn this song is mad catchy
Hey Todd, don't you agree?
Something's wrong with Mark now
Why does he have skinny pink jeans on?
(They're Salmon)
Because he's into One Direction now
I just like this one song
So get off, get off, get off my case
Quit staring at that kid face
Look I don't know what the big deal is
If I like this one song
And the rest of their album
Screw you guys, I got a concert to go to
Hey girls for this next tune
We'll need some help from you
Who knows all of the words
Ooo ? I know them for sure
Sorry, but you're too old
And you just knocked over several kids
Maybe he could buy us beer though
And tell us what that one thing is
Ok, old man come join our boy band
Great
When do we run in the sand
Put on this tie and this emo wig
And let's do that leg thing
Oh, I hate to be a party pooper
But this song sounds familiar
Oh wait you guys, I know what it is
It's I want it that way
Cause I want it that way
Oh no! He cracked the code
He remembers cause he's old
You must die for what you know
You've got those wand things
You English d(beep)icks get off of my friend
You c(beep)unts brain washed my husband
Oh, before you kill us, check out this thing
Oh god that is disgusting
I don't even want to know what that is
I think it's that One Thing
Thanks Todd, and Stasia, you saved my life.
Why was I into those guys
But there's this other band that I dig
They're called: THE WANTED
Todd you'd like The WANTED
Cool
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