(Lennon/McCartney)



Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark trying to save paper


Sleeps in a hole in the road


Saving up to buy some clothes

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose


Such a mean old man


Such a mean old man



His sister Pam works in a shop

She never stops, she's a go-getter


Takes him out to look at the queen


Only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene


Such a dirty old man


Dirty old man