(Lennon/McCartney)



I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together


See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly


I'm crying



Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come

Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday


Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long


I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob



Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row


See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run


I'm crying, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying



Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye


Crabalocker fishwife !@$^ographic priestess


Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen


I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob



Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun


If the sun don't come

You get a tan from standing in the English rain


I am the eggman, they are the eggmen


I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob



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Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)


See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied


I'm crying



Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna


Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe


I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob


Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob


Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba

Jooba jooba

Jooba jooba


Jooba jooba