Being For The Benefit of Mr. Kite
Lennon/McCartney



For the benefit of Mr. Kite
there will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there
late of Pablo Fanques'fair, what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters

and lastly through a hogshead of real fire
In this way Mr. K will challenge the world


The celebrated Mr. K
performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing

as Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late
Messers K. and H. $$#ure the public
their production will be second to none

And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz

The band begins at ten to six

when Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill