(feat. Don Juan)

[Tech n9ne Talking]

Yo Turn this %#@! up a little bit Juan
So these mother$#&@ers can feel what I'm saying
Yea, like that


(Monstah!) [x6]


[Tech N9ne]
When I was 5 years old
I relized there was a road

At the end, will I get
Pots of gold
Kidergarden teacher knew I was impossible

Gots to grow dick quick
To @@#! the hoe
Evil breed

We smoke weed without seeds
Do dirty deeds
Beat foul fiends

What the need
Walk around with a switch blade
In 6th grade

You'll get a blade
If you display you a (*##$
Or Mitch Bade

Have you ever
Sold a preacher
Crack on sunday

$#&@ed your teacher?
7th grader
Under bleachers

Loosing data
Smokin reefer
Hostla migo, hostla laygo

Santa Fe hoes
After I pop, I stop and lay low
Damn clown from kan town

Many man found
Theres a monster breeding
^!$$% stand down!


(Monstah) [x3]


[Chorus]
If you wanna act like me
(Monstah)

You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monstah)
Makin ^!$$%z skat like me

(Monstah)
Dumpin hella crack like me
(Monstah)

You can always act like me
(Monstah)
But you gotta be black like me

(Monstah)
Keep huddled to your gat tightly
(Monstah)

Cuzz he just might be
(Monstah!)


[Verse 2: Tech n9ne]
It must be in my blood
It must be in my soul

Im musty in the mud
Im dusty in my clothes
Dont trust me ima scrub

Dont $#&@ with me I'm cold
Im quick to hold a grude
Dont touch me, I might explode

Im made for wrong
I spent too many days alone
Blaze the bong

Too many survalance homes
And ^!$$%z %#@!tya
Hit me ya
(*##$ I'm aa into ya
Ass, just pass

But leave the clamitiea

[Don Juan]
What kinda ^!$$% take X
But never heard of safe sex

What kinda ^!$$% never think of learnin
Make his momma suck dick while he burnin

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
Who dat ^!$$% drinkin liquar

While Slim Shady bumpin
Who shot dem ^!$$%z down
On land and 80 somethin, (TECH N9NE!)
Them drug dealers, who think they know where evil
lurks now

Whos that commiting sexual acts on church ground?

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
Momma never knew wassup

She never knew id turn beast
When I grew up
She never thought that id go nuts
I hang with ^!$$%z from the hood
Who still dont give a $#&@
Im a creature from the black platoon
Pass the shroom

Blast to the moon
WIth half the room
Still everyone knows
I been a bad boy
$#&@in little orian, forrest hill cemetary
The defintion of a bad boy
Use to hit ^!$$%z for runnin into us

Never had joy,And I Never ever really had toys
So I started playing with AK's
Making hella noise
Who killed fetuses
Who needed this GHB to get heated
Immediate
We get weeded then some concieded %#@!

Many more coming
Because, Because, Because
Its dark off in Kansas City
The Land of Oz

[Chorus x2]


[Tech N9ne Talking]
Thats real
Thats just a piece
This is just a little piece of the story
Got much much more to tell y'all!

[Chorus]