I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter,
But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue
La la la, la la la
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me,
But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so their ashamed to go out in public,
But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue.
La la, la la la la la,
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone,
But I'm not gonna mention him that, in my monologue.
Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not gonna brag about that, in my monologue.
La la la, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la
And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight
(Hi Taylor (Waves, Blows a Kiss and Winks))
But I'm not gonna comment on that, in my monologue.
La la, la la la la la,
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye,
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue,
But there's nothing more to say because everything's ok
I've got security lining the stage...
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
(Spoken) we have a great show, Kanye West is not here, so stick around
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But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter,
But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue
La la la, la la la
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me,
But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so their ashamed to go out in public,
But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue.
La la, la la la la la,
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone,
But I'm not gonna mention him that, in my monologue.
Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not gonna brag about that, in my monologue.
La la la, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la
And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight
(Hi Taylor (Waves, Blows a Kiss and Winks))
But I'm not gonna comment on that, in my monologue.
La la, la la la la la,
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye,
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue,
But there's nothing more to say because everything's ok
I've got security lining the stage...
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
(Spoken) we have a great show, Kanye West is not here, so stick around
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