Early in the eighties
The brealdancers very strong
But we destroyed their discos

The day and all night long

Our loudness was incredible

Our metal alcoholical

Zombies attacked us from behind

But we survived the Berlin nights

Ugly, fat and alive

Twenty years of thrash 'til death
Ugly, fat and alive
Bangin' 'til our final breath

Ugly, fat and alive
Always held the bottles high
Ugly, fat and alive


And then we joined the beer-wars
Invasion chemical

We puked into the tour bus
The morning after smell


Our loudness was incredible
Our metal alcoholical


There knocked an alien at my door
"Meaning of life?" it asked me for


Ugly, fat and alive
Twenty years of thrash 'til death
Ugly, fat and alive

Bangin' 'til our final breath
Ugly, fat and alive
Always held the bottles high

Ugly, fat and alive

We won't be stone cold sober

Like our two-faced manager
We do the tankard club tour
No groupies there at all


Our loudness was incredible
Our metal alcoholical


We still destroy all discos
The kings of beer are back, let's go


Ugly, fat and alive
Twenty years of thrash 'til death

Ugly, fat and alive
Bangin' 'til our final breath
Ugly, fat and alive

Always held the bottles high
Ugly, fat and alive