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TANKARD lyrics : "The Morning After"

Can this be or am I dreaming?
What a mess!
Woke up drunk lying on the floor

This cannot be, my place is trashed

Broken bottles everywhere

Vomit oozing down the stairs

I asked myself how did this happen

Don't recall
Why the nasty, pounding headache?
I need relief, where's the tylenol


Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do? I always regret the morning after!


Morning's passed, now I think I remember
Holy %#@!!

Ugly (*##$ playing with my member
Mutated sow with an extra tit
Senseless ruckus late at night

That's when we began to fight
Four AM and we were hungry
Cooked some food

Ate until the fridge was empty
Then they left, all their bellies full


Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes
Getting sick
I swear to kick this nasty habit

And never drink for ever more

Headache ceases, all is fine

Getting thirsty, where's the wine?

I cannot stop though I'm seeing double

Sloshed again
I know it's sad but I really need it
Cause alcohol is my only friend


Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do?

Lying in my bed! With a swollen head!
What did I do? I always regret the morning after!

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