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TANKARD lyrics : "Stone Cold Sober"

Hey, liste, we're so sick of it
Fire water is the devil's drink
Don't want it, no more chugaloo

Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk!

Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea

No more of that liquod death
No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead


No whisky, you can have our beer
We'll be living in sobpiety
Immortal! Drinking is a sin

Prohibition is a good idea

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways

Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight


Don't do it! Through your beer away!
There'a a better way to have some fun

At parties, if you wanna booze
Get a six-pack of tomato juice


Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea
No more of that liquod death
No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead


Believe it, we are clean and dry
We could play a gig at double a

Headbangers on a water binge
If you're heavy don't you drink and dive


Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight

Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

The future - we can see it now

Merchendizing heavy metal link
Thrash soda in the water bar
Multivitamins - we got our fill


Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea
No more of that liquod death

No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways

Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

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