Something's a wrong!
Last night's gig didn't go to well!
People fighting near the stage

a cable ripped and $#&@ed the sound

Fighting! Beating!

There must be another way
All we ask is to have a good time
You don't need to start a senseless fight

Have yourself some F.U.N.

Macho man!

These homos have to strut their stuff
So they can show how cool they are
But we know they're knucklehead


Mellow out!
Just kick back, enjoy the show

Spare us all, don't prove yourself
Why ruin someone else's night?