[Written by TANKARD (Gutjahr/Zissel/Thorwarth/Geremia)]

I wake up in the toilets

Stinking of alcohol
Who am I? Can't remember
Ain't sure I wanna know


The beer stains on my clothing
Revealed by neon lights

They tell me every morning
Another thirsty night


A lover of bottles I am
Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here
The stuff in the sink is my brain

My father smelled offensive
My mother was a (*##$
But it was love at first drink

They practiced what they preached

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Beyond the pubyard - outside I've never been
Beyond the pubyard - my world's a drinker's dream
Beyond the pubyard - I live my life in gin

Beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard

Hey barman, you're my hero

One thousand liqueurs stock
You make some crazy money
While drinking on the job


A lover of bottles I am
Been born here, grew up here, I'll die here

The stuff in the sink is my brain
I have no use for clean air
I don't like oxygen

The cigarette smoke preserved me
Just call me Boozer Man


[Chorus]

I have no use for clean air

I don't like oxygen
The cigarette smoke preserved me
Just call me Boozer Man


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