Last year's troubles are so old fashioned
the robber on the highway the pirate on the seas
maybe it's the clothing that's so entertaining

the earrings and swashbuckling blouses that please

here we have heroes of times that have passed now

but nobody these days has that kind of chin
over there the petticoats of ladies of virtue
you can hardly tell them from the petticoats of sin


last year's troubles


look at all the waifs of Dickensian England
why is it their suffering is more picturesque?
must be cause their rags are so very Victorian

the ones here at home just don't give it their best

last years troubles they shine up so pretty

they gleam with a luster they don't have today
here it's just dirty and violent and troubling


last year's troubles

but trouble is still trouble and evil still evil

sometimes we wonder; is there more now, or less?
if we had a tool or could tally the handfuls
measure for measure it's the same would be my guess