I woke up and put my eyeliner on today
Painted my nails to take the world on for a change
Turned up my stereo till the nearest wall went

Boom, boom, boom

'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man

I'm a real man
I'm a real man, I'm a real man
I'm a real man


'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway
You read it in a magazine

What you wanna know about me anyway
I'm nothing that you've ever seen


I sat down and called my favorite drink up today
Craving the couch where my confession pays it way
Double the medicine so maybe I can smile again

Oh, oh, oh

'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man

I'm a real man
I'm a real man, I'm a real man
I'm a real man


'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway
You read it in a magazine

What you wanna know about me anyway
I'm nothing that you've ever seen


I was down in California there's no holidays
Got a tan on Christmas and Bleached my teeth today
Called up my surgeon and transformed into a virgin

For the girls back home
Boom


'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway
You read it in a magazine
What you wanna know about me anyway

I'm nothing that you've ever seen

'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man

I'm a real man