I don't wanna go and party
I don't wanna shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggie out for a walk

I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
I don't wanna do a bong load and go and wrench on the car
I don't wanna go and hose the dog%#@! down

Cause i ain't even gonna get out of bed
Keep on !@$#in' ronnie !@$# the night away
But the time is comin' for us all to pay

I don't wanna watch no !@$^o
I don't wanna play guitar
I don't wanna spank the monkey

I don't wanna go down to the corner bar
Ain't even got to listen to all the stupid %#@! you got to say
I don't wanna do a god damn thing

I ain't gonna make my bed today
I don't wanna eat burritos or read about o.j.
Ain't gonna get a head rush cause i ain't gettin out of bed today