I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.


Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.


Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.


Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, !@$^ographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.


Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.


Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.


Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.

Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.