Strollin' down the boulevard
See the boys with lemonade stands
See the couple in the car

Getting busted

There's Mrs. Fashion Lady

She's just stepped into the street
And you see the open manhole
But has gone Mrs. Fashion Lady

Yeah

Can't you see I'm a sadist?

Evil things make me laugh so
I'm hummin' happy


A little sparrow, alive in the street
A little sparrow with nothing to eat
A big old semi running down the street

A squished, dead birdie lying at my feet
Yeah


Can't you see I'm a sadist?
Evil things make me laugh so
I'm hummin' happy