I met her at a school dance
Her brown hair, oh it caught my eye
And by the Spring we were dating

And after a while,
it was a waste of time


She's just another
Girl like the others;
I'm not changing for a thing.


I'm the King of the world
And you're the Queen of the brainless

Please, hang up the phone
and we can end this rather painless
Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true

You can't find another me, but I can find a million you's

She dyed her hair blonde

and made captain of the cheerleading team
Hung out with the cool kids
Ditched class and broke it off with me


She's just another,
Girl like the others;

I'm changing for a thing.

I'm the King of the world

And you're the Queen of the brainless
Please, hang up the phone
and we can end this rather painless

Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true
You can't find another me, but I can find a million you's


She's just another,
Fake like the others;
I moved on to better things.


She's just another,
Girl like the others;

I won't change for anything.

I'm the King of the world

And you're the Queen of the brainless
Please, hang up the phone
and we can end this rather painless

Yes, I can be cruel, but I know this much is true
You can't find another me, but I can find a million you's
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