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Steel Panther lyrics : "Weenie Ride"

I want to tell you 'bout something fun
So I wrote you this song
If you've ever been to Disneyland

You know the lines can be real long
But I got a ride that the b*tches love
And you won't have to wait at all

All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend
And give sexy Michael Starr a call


I'll take your $$# for a weenie ride
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride
It's scary like a roller coaster

It will stretch you out so wide

Gonna take your $$# for a weenie ride

Hold on tight cause I'm coming inside
It's better than a Ferris wheel or a water slide
It's a weenie ride


I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing
And better than the Monkey bars

You can take it on the couch or your water bed
Or in the back of your Daddy's car
And it's open all day, night time too, seven f*cking days a week

It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak

So put that snatch on a weenie ride

Ride her face down or on your side
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there
When some leverage is applied


Open your legs for a weenie ride
You won't be the first to see it and cry

Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide
It's a weenie ride
Oh yeah


Scream for me
Scream out in ecstasy!

Honey, once you've tried the weenie ride
You're never gonna be the same
Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain?


Step right up for a weenie ride
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied

Oops, I think I got a little DNA
All over your backside


Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
Even with a big ol' Muff you won't get denied

For the weenie ride

Ooh


Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
(It's a weenie ride)

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
(Come spread your thighs)
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride

(Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh)
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
(It's a weenie ride)

Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride
(It's a weenie ride, yeah)
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride

(Baby, baby, baby)
It's a weenie ride

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