Kyle's Mom is a (*##$ by South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Cast
[Cartman:] Weeelllll-


[Kyle] Don't do it Cartman!

[Cartman] Weeelllll-


[Kyle] I'm warning you!


[Cartman] Ok, ok!

[Kyle] I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a-


[Cartman] Weeelllll,


Kyle's mom's a (*##$!
She's a big fat (*##$!
She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world!

She's a stupid (*##$!
If there ever was a (*##$!
She's a (*##$ to all the boys and girls!


[Kyle] Shut your $#&@ing mouth Cartman!


[Cartman]
On Monday she's a (*##$,
On Tuesday she's a (*##$,

On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a (*##$!
Then on Sunday just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!


(Come on you all know the words!)


Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old (*##$,

And she has stupid hair!
She's a (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$
(*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$!

She's a stupid (*##$! (Woo!)
Kyle's Mom's a (*##$
And she's such a dirty (*##$!(Hey!)


Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...


[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]


Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old (*##$,

And she has stupid hair!
She's a (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$,
(*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$!

She's a stupid (*##$!
Kyle's Mom's a (*##$,
And she's such a dirty (*##$!


I reeeally mean it,
Kyle's Mom,

she's a big fat, $#&@in' (*##$!
Big, old, fat, $#&@in' (*##$!
Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm!

Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!