[Cartman]
You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.


[Kyle]
Shut up Cartman!


[Cartman]
Kyle's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she's a big fat stupid bit...


[Kyle]
Don't say it Cartman!


[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!


[Kyle]
Don't do it Cartman!


[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll!


[Kyle]
I'm warning you!


[Cartman]
Okay, okay...


[Kyle]
I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a...


[Cartman]
Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a (*##$, she's a big fat (*##$,
She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world,

She's a stupid (*##$ if there ever was a (*##$,
She's a (*##$ to all the boys and girls!


[Kyle]
Shut your $#&@ing mouth Cartman!


[Cartman]
On Monday she's a (*##$, on Tuesday she's a (*##$,
And Wednesday through Saturday she's a (*##$,

Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!


Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old (*##$ and she has stupid hair,
She's a (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$...

(*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, she's a stupid (*##$!
Kyle's mom's a (*##$, and she just a dirty (*##$!


Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little bit somethin' like this!


(Cartman & kids in various languages)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?

She's the biggest (*##$ in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old (*##$ and she has stupid hair,
She's a (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$...

(*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, (*##$, she's a stupid (*##$!

[Stan]

Uh, Cartman...

[Cartman]

Kyle's mom's a (*##$, and she just a dirty (*##$!

I really mean it Kyle's mom!

She's a big fat, $#&@iiin' biiiiiitch,
Mean old fat $#&@in' (*##$, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa...


What?

Oh, $#&@...