Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But it's when you do these things too much

That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it it's all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day

You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, it's easy mmkay


Step 1: Instead of $$# say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"


Step 2: Instead of %#@! say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With (*##$ drop the t because bich is latin for generosity


Step 4: don't say $#&@ any more because $#&@ is the worst word that you can say


So just use the word mmmkay!

Children: We can do it it's all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)

With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash

Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!


Mr. Mackey: Step 1 Children: Instead of $$# say buns, like kiss my buns or
You're a buns hole


Mr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of %#@! say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and
This poo is cold


Mr. Mackey: Step 3 Children: With (*##$ drop the t because bich is latin for
Generosity


Mr. Mackey: Step 4 Children: don't say $#&@ any more


Everyone: Cuz $#&@ is the worst word that you can say
Children: $#&@ is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say $#&@, no we shouldn't say $#&@, $#&@ nooooo!!!

Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go!
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash

Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
Children: It's easy mmmkay!

Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkay!
Children: It's easy mmmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy

Children: It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm

It's easy mmmkaaaay
(both finish at same time)
(laughing)

Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay