Some people say that i'm a bad guy..
They may be right, they may be right.
But it's not as if I don't try..

I just $#&@ up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change!

I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will share it..
Any minute now I will be born again!


Yes I can change, I can change!
I know i've been a dirty little !@$(

I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane!
But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!!


It's not my fault that i'm so evil..
It's society, society.
You see my parents were sometimes abusive..

And it made, a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!

I can learn to keep my promises I know it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!


Satan: But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit
Mother Teresa won't have %#@! on me!


Here I am, just watch me change..
Here you go, i'm changing!
Hey Satan!