Riku:
Oh yeah!


Sora:
This is ridiculous...

Riku: Can't handle this, Sora!


Riku


So you wanna save Kairi, give it a try,
I'm done with baby-ing you, time to sing you a lullaby
Met up with some new friends, they ain't worth a dime,

Just face it, give it up Sora, Kairi's mine
Doesn't matter 'bout the Paopu, regardless I'll beat you,
Each race, each place, no difference, it stays true,

Gimme that Keyblade, it don't belong to you,
Now go play your games, but first, bow down to Riku!
I got long silver hair, more stylized than Sephiroth

My baggy pants and yellow shirt just exude attitude
I'm the one with all the fangirls, that means I'm the boss
Just ask the ladies, they'll all tell you I'm the dude

I'm the master of the Keyblade, and master of the dark
And simply put Sora I'll take you out like a walk in the park
Darkness is the heart's true essence, believe it

Light's too weak to get the girl, so throw in the towel and quit
I roll with Maleficent's crew now, so who are you?
I got flippin' Captain Hook, you got Donald Duck and Goofy too?

That I'd be the top dog is something that I always knew
Pluto's got no swag, and sorry Sora, nor do you
Better believe it punk, my name is, what, say who?

That's right, the winner and keyblade master is RIKU!

Riku:

Beat that if you can, Sora!

Sora:

Um, Riku? This makes no sense...

Riku:
Your friends are a giant dog and duck, none of this makes sense! Just go, it's your verse!


Sora
Oh, um, alright, um, so I'll just fight you, and um,

You think you can take Kairi from me, well, ok,
You kind of already did, but um, I'll get her back!
And, um, oh... Gosh... Um... Hold on....


Riku:
Ha! You can't top me!


Sora:
Shut up, I'm thinking!


? Sora
Ok!
You think you can take me down?

You can take my crown?
You a stupid clown!
And believe me Imma save Kairi, no doubt!

You mess with D and G you messin' with my giant Key!
Blade, you afraid? You'll eat those words into your grave!
Sora's not weak boy, you know the worlds I'm gonna save!

My giant shoes and spiky hair shoulda warned you to take care
If you'd known what was coming you wouldn't have dared
To challenge me, the true master of the Keyblade,

Now watch out or else I'll hit you with my Keyblade!
And that's the power of the Keyblade!
And something else about my Keyblade!
I'm too cool to fight you, I've got a Keyblade!

So forget this Riku, I'm awesome and I have a Keyblade!

Riku:

Sora... You rhymed Keyblade with Keyblade. Six times.

Sora:

Oh! Um, yeah...

Riku:

Just hand it over, you've lost hands down.

Sora:
But... Uh... I don't need it! My friends are my power!


(Donald and Goofy)
Bye!... We don't wanna be your friends anymore! You don't have the Keyblade!

Sora: 
Oh. Crap.