(Holder/Lea)
Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer raised in the back streets
of town

Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown

Every haunt has a hustler an' bustler born with the tongue of a

snake
Every haunt has a muscler on the make


Chorus
Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing
If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me


Everywhere has a ducker an' diver doin' his best to impress
Everywhere has a sciver in a mess


Every place has a joker at poker born with a marked deck of
cards

Every place has a smoker in the yards