SKYRIM RAP BY JT MACHINIMA lyrics :
"I'm Dovahkiin, BITCH"
I got the body of a man with a goddamn dragon's soul
So tell me punk is your weiner small or are you balls just cold?
Yo, foh krah diin mothafucka get iced
I'm gon' be up on yo ass like I was up on yo wife's
Dragon shoutin' like a fire-breathin' beast
And when I was just a baby I drank milk from dragon teets
Sweet, I sucked them saggy dragon titties dry
No I don't need wings bitch, when my DICK CAN FLY because
HOOK:
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls (x4)
Chowin' down on dragonballs, but you know I'm not gay
Skyrim bitches love me, every night every day
I be getting' some from Riften to Markarth
My dragon shouts make Alduin's look like a baby dragon fart
HA, takin' dragon dumps, steamy and big
You don't believe I slay these demons, then just look at my rig
I'm decked out in dovah scales bones weapons and shit
Even the Thalmor say "Dovahkiin is legit" you know it
HOOK
Dragon balls are a Skyrim delicacy
I ask the dragon ball chef for extra testicles please
Dice 'em with onions peppers oil garlic maybe some chives
Step down Goku, these dragon balls are mine
Alduin better run for your life
Or I'll be snackin' on your nuts when I get hungry tonight
And when I'm done with those, I'll just go find another
I got some skooma in my hand and both your nuts in the other because
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' Nordic balls
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' Orcish balls
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' draugr balls,
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' all ya balls!!!
Send "I'm Dovahkiin, BITCH" Ringtone to your Cell 
So tell me punk is your weiner small or are you balls just cold?
Yo, foh krah diin mothafucka get iced
I'm gon' be up on yo ass like I was up on yo wife's
Dragon shoutin' like a fire-breathin' beast
And when I was just a baby I drank milk from dragon teets
Sweet, I sucked them saggy dragon titties dry
No I don't need wings bitch, when my DICK CAN FLY because
HOOK:
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls (x4)
Chowin' down on dragonballs, but you know I'm not gay
Skyrim bitches love me, every night every day
I be getting' some from Riften to Markarth
My dragon shouts make Alduin's look like a baby dragon fart
HA, takin' dragon dumps, steamy and big
You don't believe I slay these demons, then just look at my rig
I'm decked out in dovah scales bones weapons and shit
Even the Thalmor say "Dovahkiin is legit" you know it
HOOK
Dragon balls are a Skyrim delicacy
I ask the dragon ball chef for extra testicles please
Dice 'em with onions peppers oil garlic maybe some chives
Step down Goku, these dragon balls are mine
Alduin better run for your life
Or I'll be snackin' on your nuts when I get hungry tonight
And when I'm done with those, I'll just go find another
I got some skooma in my hand and both your nuts in the other because
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' Nordic balls
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' Orcish balls
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' draugr balls,
I'm Dovahkiin bitch, I'm eatin' all ya balls!!!
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