THIS IS OUR STORY ? SHREK THE MUSICAL (2008)

[FIONA]

I waited all my life
Lived it by the book
Now I know that's not my story

You take me as I am
Love me as I look
Standing here in all my glory


I am sweetness
I am bratty

I'm a princess
I'm a fatty
I'm a mess of contradictions in a dress

I am sassy
I am sappy
When I'm with you, I am happy


This is my story


[SHREK]
You laugh at all my jokes
Even though they're crude

You don't mind that I'm not classy

[SHREK & FIONA]

We make a perfect pair
Radiant and rude
So in love and much too gassy


We are ogres
We are scary


[SHREK, FIONA, & DONKEY]
We are donkeys

We are hairy
We have bold and brand new stories to be told
We will write them

We will tell them
You will hear them
You will smell them


This is our story


[Spoken by Shrek]
...And that is how the little ogre came to live on the swamp with a beautiful princess-


[Donkey butts in]
AND his best friend!


[Shrek correcting himself]
AND his best friend!


[Fairytale Creatures joining in]
And a gingerbread man!
And a very handsome puppet!

And an elf!
And a fairy godmother!
And a witch!

And a cross-dressin' wolf!
And the three pigs!


[Sung by all]
What makes us special
(What makes us special)

What makes us special
(What makes us special)
What make us special makes us strong!


We are witches
We are fairies

We are weirdos

[Shouted by Pinocchio]

I'm AN AIRES!

[All Singing]
We're a giant Whitman's sampler here to try


We are puppets
We are rabbits
We are hobbits with bad habits
We're a screwy but reliant crazy stew
We are different and united

You are us and we are you

This is our story
This is our story
This is our story


[Gingy shouting]
GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!

[Sung by all]

THEEEEEEE EEEEENNND!!!