It's Christmas time, and Santa's here,
making the children smile!
But he's just a pedophile..

So you better watch your child..

Christmas trees in every house,

covered in shiny lights!
But they just turn brown and die,
or set your whole house on fire..


These are the reasons I hate the season,
but I'ma give it a try!


*Chorus*
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas..

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday!
Replace my heart ache and my pain..
with mistle toe and candy canes!

This Christmas!
Can go my way!


Having fun with all your friends,
sippin' on that egg nog..
But it just looks like &&^(,

all over your upper lips..

House made out of gingerbread,

cookies like Christmas trees..
Giving you heart disease,
and type 2 diabetes..


These are the reasons I hate the season,
but I'ma give it a try!


*Chorus*
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas..

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday!
Replace my heart ache and my pain..
with mistle toe and candy canes!

This Christmas!
Can go my way!


I've never seen, reindeer fly..
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring..
Never seen a snow man come to life..

I've never heard the angels sing..
But I hope, and I pray,
that may be this Christmas day.. that'll change..


*Chorus*
Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas..

Maybe I'll have a happy holiday!
Replace my heart ache and my pain..
with mistle toe and candy canes!

This Christmas!
Can go my way!


Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas..
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday!
Replace my heart ache and my pain..

lets just dance the night away!
This Christmas!
Can go my way-ay-ay!


Just dance with me..