Rule no1 act like you don't give a $#&@
Here's your homework, try to get your pee pee sucked
Rule no2 try to avoid the cafeteria

Bring your own lunch or you'll get diarrhea
Rule no3 just find your posse
Just not the crazy kids that hang underneath the crazy tree

Rule no4 no hot Cheetos
Looks like your on your period scratchin' your ho ho
High school it's a crazy time

These are the ways that you stay alive
Listen up cause we got some tools
In the form of rules

Rule no5 don't join the Harry Potter Club
Or a jock will shove a Quidditch up your butt
Rule no6 when you go to take a piss don't use the stale or they'll call you a baby d*ck.

Rule no7 have fashion taste short shorts will give you under the waist sad face
Oh wait you don't know that that is
It's when the fabric on your shorts gets caught on your #~!!@ lips


High-school it's a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive

Listen up cause we got some tools
In the form of rules
Rule no8 find a seat by your crush

Except in health class herpes will $#&@ that up
Rule no9 try to $#&@ a teacher
Get caught in school for some cheddar

Rule no10 if your in a class you hate fake interested and make a Taylor Swift face
OHHHH you just blew my mind, wow teacher you're one of a kind.
High school it's a crazy time

These are the ways that you stay alive
Listen up cause we got some tools
In the form of rules

BREAK DOWN!

Don't cheat off an Asian they're over rated.

Don't bring ethnic food to class or you'll be hated.
Duct tape wallets are disgusting and they attract pubes
If you like a girl don't even call her dude

Having lunch with a teacher is super creepy
Dressing up like an anime character is also creepy
Cleaning your braces in public is really gross

And lastly just remember this quote:
Highschool it's a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive

So don't give up
Cause it's just four years
Then it disappears.

Shane Dawson
Whaaa ? so there you guys go, that was my crazy $$# rap song about how to survive highschool, if you like that song and you wanna listen to it all the time, you can get it on iTunes, the link is in the crotch. Also if you like this video favorite it and leave a comment you could win a Shananay shirt signed by Shananay herself ? himself. Her self, god I don't know anymore. So the comment question of the day is: What is your least favorite subject in school. And a quick thing before I go, I didn't really want to make this video to let you guys know ? high-school should be fun, it shouldn't be that serious, it shouldn't be scared, you shouldn't be worried about it, it's literally four years and after it's over nobody thinks about it anymore, it's what's after high-school is really really $#&@in scary so get ready. Just know even if you have no friends at school, you always have me. You're creepy cross dressing friend on the internet. Alright you guys, I'm gonna go, make sure you subscribe. New videos every single Saturday and I will see you guys next week and every single day on my iPhone channel ? I love you bye.
Rule no1 act like you don't give a $#&@

here's your homework, try to get your pee pee sucked
Rule no2 try to avoid the cafeteria
Bring your own lunch or you'll get diarrhea