We saw your junk
We saw your junk
In the movie that we saw, we saw your junk.


Kevin Bacon, we saw your junk in "Wild Things"
Bruce Willis' in "Color of the Night"

Billy Crudup, we saw your junk in "Watchmen"
It probably wasn't yours, but it's alright


Richard Gere, we saw it in "American Gigolo"
Ben Stiller, we saw yours in "Something About Mary"
Geoffrey Rush's junk in "Quills"

And Baron Cohen's production stills
Not a peep of Seth MacFarlane's junk to see. Hypocrite!


We saw your junk
We saw your junk
In the movie that we saw, we saw your junk.


Jason Segal, we saw "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
And in "The Piano" we saw Harvey Keitel's

Vincent Gallo, we saw yours in "The Brown Bunny"
And Ewan McGregor your ^&@#$ really sells


Peter Sarsgaard, we saw your junk in "Kinsey"
Mark Wahlberg used prosthetics in "Boogie Nights"
Michael Fasbender in "Shame"

Dustin Hoffman is "Kramer v. Krame"

And Ron Jeremy kept it hidden in "They Bite"

And "Orgazmo", and "Crank: High Voltage"
And "The Chase", and "54"
But that doesn't make up for the !@$^


Ladies and gentlemen, the offstage chorus of New York!


We saw your junk
We saw your junk.