[1st verse]

this happens once a year!

crackers and christmas cheer!
no time for sleeping man,
$#&@ santa clause i want some beer!

let's all go out tonight!
vodka and whiskey time!
so keep your head up kid,

here, take some shots and you'll be fine

this is the time for living

dont just take the word from me!
im sure your friends will tell you how well !@%!e goes with J.D.!
go grab your parents wallet, tell them why and they wont mind!

skate to the liquor store and HO HO HO! it's christmas time!

[chorus]


this year let's all go crazy!
no time for acting lazy!

i hear you knock on the door
but im passed out on the floor


[chorus 2]

this time we'll all go crazy!

this time we wont be lazy!
it's christmas so let's face it
tis the season to get WASTED!


[verse 2]






so im skating to my friends house one night it's christmas eve
then i get stoped by some weird cop who wants to strip-search me
i stood and looked at my watch, he stood and stared at my crotch 0__0


[chorus]


this year let's all go crazy!
no time for acting lazy!
i hear you knock on the door

but im passed out on the floor

[refrain]


it's christmas morning
presents are boring

$#&@ you i wont calm down
it's time to trash the town!


[chorus]

this year let's all go crazy!

no time for acting lazy!
i hear you knock on the door
but im passed out on the floor


[chorus 2]


this time we'll all go crazy!
this time we wont be lazy!
it's christmas so let's face it

tis the season to get WASTED!