I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here

With my### in your mouth
I wish you weren't so queer
Your chains still lock me up


Since when were you our lord?
We're all so very bored

Since when were you our lord?
We're all so very bored


I wish you were a beer
The thirsty wanna drink
You wish I wasn't here

you're scared because I think
You wish I wasn't here
'Cause I'm your missing link


Since when were you our lord?
We're all so very bored

Since when were you our lord?
We're all so very bored


I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn't here

'Cause I can beat you up
I wish you weren't a queer
With my### in your mouth


Since when were you our lord?
We're all so very bored

Since when were you our lord?
We're all so very bored


Since when were you our lord?
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord?

We're all so very bored