Hey, I'm calling you back
Uh, she's been a b*tch tonight


And by b*tch I mean this rain
No cab, nowhere


So I had to put on the wigs
And the heels and the lashes and the earring
And take the train to the club


And you know the MTA should stand for motherf*ckers touching my $$#
So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat

And greeted not by Miss Rose at the door
But our friend, Johnny 5.0


Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!

You know before me

I don't even know it's kiki!

So I hope you're up, girl

Cause we are all coming over

Lock the doors, lower the blinds

Fire up the pop machine and put on your heels
Cause I know exactly what we need!


Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the door, all right!

Let's have a kiki, motherf*cker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki

We're gonna serve
And work and turn, and honey


The kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve
And though the sun is rising, if you may choose to leave

So shave that lid and we'll all wear the (?)

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the door, all right!
Let's have a kiki, motherf*cker

I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki

Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve

And work and turn, and honey

Oh, what a wonderful kiki!

This kiki is marvelous!

Kiki, so, so

We, we, no no!
Kiki, so, so
We, we, no no!

Kiki, so, so
We, we, no no!
Kiki, so, so

We, we, no no!

Let's have a kiki

I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the door, right!
Let's have a kiki, motherf*cker

I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki

Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve
And work and turn, and honey


Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the door, right!
Let's have a kiki
I'm gonna let you have it

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Whips and cream
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve

And work and turn, and honey