[Verse 1]
I like #~!!@, #~!!@'s got me crazy
Well-shaped, light skinned, clean lady

Slapped me on the rump, ?oh my brother?
And dived straight for the covers
One leg down one leg up

That's the way I like to $#&@
I can fill in guts
And I'm done once I bust me a nut

You can even suck it baby
Dick suck just drive me crazy
Aw yeah, suck it fast

Now let your tongue slide across my $$#
Lick the### from my dick
Yeah, that's it.

Now turn over on your stomach
Open up, and let me run it
In that $$#, (*##$

This is what I call $#&@in %#@!
"Oh %#@!, brad"
Loosen up, and it won't hurt so bad

I like to $#&@ till the rubber smokin
Switch up and keep on strokin
(*##$es walk out the crib with a limp

Cuz I'm the mother$#&@in pimp

[Shout outs not included]


[Verse 2]
I was kinda lonely last week

So I called up (*##$ bad-ass freak
The (*##$ had a man and three kids
I just wanted to $#&@ her that's exactly what I did

I guess her husband aint packin
Cuz the (*##$ is damn sure $#&@in action
But what he don't know won't hurt him, %#@!

Cuz see, I don't love that (*##$
All I want to do is get a dick sucked
And a real quick nut

Knocked on my door at ten thirty
The first thing she said was don't hurt me
I cracked a little smile and just laughed

And got dead in that $$#
I had the (*##$ screamin bloody murder
My next door neighbours even heard us

But I aint give a $#&@, my brother
The (*##$ shouldn't've came by to let me $#&@ her
Pulled it out and laid it on her chest

And put her !@%$ to the test
I made her hold it snug like a glove
I had to get a little dookie love

Yeah that's right, butt-$#&@in
Then a real good dick suckin
The whole neighbourhood heard us

But I don't like to pay for my service
One more (*##$ with a limp
Cuz I'm the mother$#&@in pimp


[More shout outs not included]