Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
Got this sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
And I'll talk of ponies and rainbows and things

And I'm just who you want me to be
Like most creatures down here on the ground
I'm composed of the elements moving around

But I grow and change and I shift and I switch
And it turns out I'm actually kind of a b*tch
But that only happens when I get provoked

By some piece of sh*t $$#hole we all sadly know
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
That mean songs are still better than going postal


That guy's an $$#hole
And that girl's a b*tch

Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me

And then let it go
F*ck that guy he's just an $$#hole


I see I've surprised you with some of my words
And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
And I hate to think I have ruined the day

With the d*ck and the queen of the high horse parade
But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
You're a toxin wasting perfectly good space

And I say what I think
'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink


That guy's an $$#hole
And that girl's a b*tch
Baby it's natural

No getting away from it
So sing it out with me
And then let it go

F*ck that guy he's just an $$#hole

And I won't let him in

Under my skin
You're a sad sack of sh*t
It's pathetic

Just a festering sore
Who will never be more than that
If I don't let it


That guy's an $$#hole
And that girl's a b*tch

Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing it out with me

And then let it go
F*ck that guy he's just an $$#hole


That guy's an $$#hole
That girl's a b*tch
Baby it's natural

No getting away
So sing it out with me
And then let it go

F*ck that guy he's just an $$#hole