Herro, herro YouTube
Will you please talk to me?
I don't know why you take my account away from me

Why I get suspended,
But you don't explain to me
Why you make me cry?

Is it because I am Chinese?

Because I am Chinese,

YouTube no rikey me
They $#&@ me in the butthole,
Without using vaseline

My name is DJ Not Nice,
And I can speak in Mandarin
I fry my beef fried rice,

I like to eat my tangerine
So why do you suspend my friend Rucka Rucka Ali?
Say hello to my little friend,

His name is Toby Queef

Stop pissing off everyone,

YouTube, you really suck
I think I used to think this used to be America
What the $#&@'s up your butt,

Can't a black brother talk?
Should he just be some dumb $#&@in' French guy?


Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
I'm French, French, French, French
I'm from Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec

Shampoo Jimple
Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec, Quebec
I come to my home,

After all day long,
I was running California
I go to my favorite YouTube page,

And I find out that it's gone
I have the perfect part for YouTube in "Terminator 4"
They will be the guy,

That I punch with my fist when I find out I'm a clone

The way you deleting things,

Will not stop Rucka Rucka
One billion Chinese people,
Watch Kung Fu shows in China


Since Google bought YouTube,
YouTube has really gotten $#&@ed up

I will go ask Jeeves,
Next time I need to know about stuff


Enough with the voices!
This is Rucka,
And I'm pissed off with all of this!

So get off my dick, (*##$
Enough with the bull%#@!,
You salty 'cause you not a star!

You just wish I'd commit suicide, don't ya?
See, I tried being nice,
But society made me DJ Not Nice

Like it's my fault?
If you ain't one of Rucka's nuckas,
$#&@ you


And now,
Seymour Schwartz


What's this, mishugas?
You takin' down the YouTube page, for what?

It's what the kids wanna hear these days
I don't come to your house,
And pull the !@(* out your hand


Stop pulling off, Rucka's stuff,
And grow a couple nuts

You little !@$)gots,
Grow some hair on your @@#! and balls
Suck on my schlong,
If you don't like Rucka Rucka
You're all just mad,

'Cause Rucka knows him a black guy
Stop pulling off all them songs,
This is America
If you don't like this country,
You're just an $$#hole

What's all this for,
Can't a joke just be said anymore?
When did the internet,
Turn into Russia?


Nyet, nyet, nyet, nyet
Hello, Lenin!
I'm from Lizensk
Trotsky, Lenin, Stalin, yeah!
Gorbachev

We stand in line for bread
Gorbachev, bring down the wall,
Come on!
We've never been to space
Hello, hello, please
We go to space


Tired of this bull%#@!!
Y'always pullin' down my YouTube page for what?
I didn't do nothin' wrong, man
I think there's some racial %#@!!
$#&@ this %#@!!
Man, you know what?

This ain't China,
You know what I'm sayin?
This ain't NAZI Mexico!
This ain't about ME!
This ain't about YouTube!
This ain't about FREE SPEECH!
This ain't about music!

I just made all these videos,
So that's I'd find some (*##$es,
To wear my shoes,
And walk on my back for me
It's like Zach Fairclough says:
"Smack a (*##$ once, shame on her"
But now that (*##$es know I'm fly,

Forget YouTube!
Ruckasworld.com!
That's where I'll be,
If you need me