Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste


I've been around for a long, long years


Stole many a man's soul and faith




And I was 'round when Jesus Christ


Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate


Washed his hands and sealed his fate




Pleased to meet you


Hope you guess my name


But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game





I stuck around St. Petersburg

When I saw it was a time for a change


Killed the czar and his ministers


Anastasia screamed in vain




I rode a tank


Held a general's rank

When the blitzkrieg raged


And the bodies stank




Pleased to meet you


Hope you guess my name, oh yeah


Ah, what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah


(woo woo, woo woo)




I watched with glee


While your kings and queens


Fought for ten decades

For the gods they made


(woo woo, woo woo)




I shouted out,


"Who killed the Kennedys?"

When after all


It was you and me

(who who, who who)




Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste


And I laid traps for troubadours

Who get killed before they reached Bombay

(woo woo, who who)




Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah


(who who)

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby


(who who, who who)



Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah




But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game


(woo woo, who who)



Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints


As heads is tails

Just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint


(who who, who who)



So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

(woo woo)

Use all your well-learned politesse

Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

(woo woo, woo woo)



Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

(who who)

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

(woo woo, woo woo)



Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah

Oh yeah!

(woo woo)



Tell me baby, what's my name

Tell me honey, can ya guess my name

Tell me baby, what's my name

I tell you one time, you're to blame



Oh, who

woo, woo

Woo, who

Woo, woo

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Oh, yeah



What's my name

Tell me, baby, what's my name

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name



Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who

Oh, yeah

Woo woo

Woo woo