Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years

Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game


I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank

Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)


I watched with glee
While your kings and queens

Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(woo woo, woo woo)


I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"

When after all
It was you and me
(who who, who who)


Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
(woo woo, who who)


Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

(who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

(who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

(woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(who who, who who)


So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

(woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

(woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
(who who)

But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
(woo woo, woo woo)

Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
(woo woo)


Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame


Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who

Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Woo, who, who

Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Woo woo

Woo woo