(Ladies And Gentlemen, Please Put Your Hands Together,
For William Tecqwyn!)


[Wiley:]
(Eski Boy, Shake A Leg, Shake A Leg)
Oi! Dan! Wot You Call This?

Why Have You Got Me Spittin On This?
I Dont Usually Spit On Tracks Like These
But Its Jus The Start And Im Startin To Like It

Watch Producers Try And Buy Me
If You Like It
Dont Fight It

Dance With Your Grandma
Ill Be Dancing With Your Auntie
[Skippa:] (But I Bet Your Uncle Cant Wait For The Switch!)

Now I Move Onto Your Girlfriend
Me Dancing With Your Girl
Now Thats Hell Friend

I Get Randy
Do You Know Whatd Handy
A Little Glass Of Brandy

Now Im !@^^in With Big Daves Mandy
Shakin A Leg In The Middle Of The Dancefloor
Im Givin Her What She Asks For

She Got A Hardback Wind What More Can She Ask For

[Chorus:]

Come And Shake A Leg With Me
P-P-P-P-Please Shake A Leg With Me
Oi!

Come And Shake A Leg With Me
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Please Shake A Leg With Me
Whoa!


(Ladies And Gentlemen, Lets Have A Warm Welcome
For Our Next Performer,

Jose Fernandez)

[Skippa:] (Skippa, Esta Loca, Oh! Hola! Ok)

This Is Loco Flow To,
Got A Spanish Flow To Wiggle Ya Toe To
Come, Shake Ya Leg For A Giggle

Grab Ya Keys Up, I Got A Knees Up To Go To
Tap Shoes Black Shoes Any Clapped Shoes
Going For The Nachos And The Free Booze

In A Shirt You Nicked Off Rodrigo
Roll Tight In A Nylon Tuxedo
Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Hot Jalepenos

Mamas In Hotpants Tighter Than Speedos
Left, Right, Backward, Forward We Go
Lambada With A Chica, Spittin Image Of Deebo

I Do The Salsa With The Old Fogies
Eatin Runny Guacomole Green Like Bogies
Im Litsenin To The Sounds And I Dont Mind Neither

Shakin A Leg With A Funny Old Geezer

[Chorus:]

Come And Shake A Leg With Me
P-P-P-P-Please Shake A Leg With Me
Oi!

Come And Shake A Leg With Me
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Please Shake A Leg With Me
Whoa!


(Ladies And Gentleman,
Will You Please Put Your Hands Togther

For The Ethnal From Bethnal)
Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, Eiiiii)
Wot?

This Sounds Like The Job For Me
The Ethnal From Bethnal Shakin A L-E-G
Which L-E-G

Third L-E-G
Yeah! Im A Wrong'un
Known To Be A Liberty

Like Him. I Cant See Me Sittin On This
But I Like Music So Im Spittin On This
You Chose Me To Come And Spit All Over This One
And Then Have A Little Wander Around And Get Drunk
Woteva The Weather I Make Bars Make Cheddar

Drive Cars With Leather
So Dont Ask Whos Clever
(Whos Clever?)
We're Clever
And Im Clever, Hes Clever Shes Clever

(Smart)
And Shes Out And About With No Fella
And Ive Had A Couple Of Stella I Feel Leathered
Now Shes Over The Moon, Shes Up Weather
Shes One On For The Big Style Wheneva

She Makes Me Feel Betta!

[Chorus:]
Come And Shake A Leg With Me
P-P-P-P-Please Shake A Leg With Me

Oi!
Come And Shake A Leg With Me
Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Please Shake A Leg With Me
Whoa!