You can't stop it You can't escape it You can't turn it off


So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter

Sir or Mam would you please turn it the f**k up


Do it




Unleashed in the east


Best dressed in the west


Sorted in the north

Without a doubt in the south





The queen of queenbees

Lioness of Juda


Phoenix from the ashes risen




Undefeated undisputed featherweight champion


on all five continents




World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris


Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever


and war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra




She split the storm, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting




She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon


and Game of death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends




She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James


She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records


The most decorated professional field operative in the industry

and in the streets


With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to


whoop schoolboy $$#




She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979


as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace

In this world of tension pressure and pain


she is known by men and women of all origin and faith


for her wisdom, compassion, and relentless

determination in the quest to get paid