You're always up to no good


Your finger's in my cookie jar

You can have my checkbook visa and my mastercard too


Ain't no price too high for what you do




You could be my dog


I could post your bailbonds when cash was tight


We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye





Let's do it right now




My new favorite thing to do


Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do


Is wastin' my time on a bum like you




Your car's a dump and you're broke


but that's all right


I never liked them fancy guys

You don't even look good, god it ain't right


but you're starry eyed and out of sight




You could fall apart


I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight


We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye





Let's do it right now




My new favorite thing to do


Is wastin' my time on a bum like you

My new favorite thing to do


Is wastin' my time on you




You're always up to no good


you catch on like a bonfire


Every single worn out line is shiny and new

I never met a sweeter liar




You could be my king

I would knit you mittens and make you pie


We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye




Take the vcr

Take the keys to my house


the keys to my car

I don't need it no more

Cause you gave me the keys to your heart