ROBIN THICKE lyrics : "Give it 2 U (Little Thicke Parody)"
[Verse 1]
My junk's tiny
If I keep saying it's huge, maybe you'll believe me
Got a complex boo, and a small pee pee,
I'm big in Peru, but my wiener's tiny
Woooh, I got a gift for yah
Small ^&@#$ for yah, a *little* Thicke for yah
Compensate for yah, Big truck for yah
a stick shift for yah, low mpg yah
Baby, baby, I'm entitled to yah
potato chips for you, old car for yah
Get hard for you, but you can't see if you glancing
I know I need some enhancin'
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Hey girl
You know you're lookin' so damn fly
Pretend I'm well endowed and you'll be mine
But when I'm nude in the mirror I cry
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I want a Jimmy that's huge, say good bye
to having a dong that's undersized
Make do? No more baby
I say I'm so, so, so amazing
I wish it was true
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Girl its so tiny (It's tiny)
Girl be nice to me (please)
Really want your pity (pretty please!)
I was born like this (wooooh)
[Verse 2]
what's that girl?
you really ask baby? that's just rude
don't laugh, baby, take it back girl
no tact, mistake showin' that girl
Baby, baby, my size is ehhhh...
like a french fry, yeah, gotta hide from yah
tease ya, you got a wonky face you
Please I'm, sorry said that to you
hasty, ought to score with you
slap me!? I deserved it too... (That really hurt)
But I'd never admit it to you (...)
get off alone to you
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[Rap Verse]
I'm like a needle in a haystack (ehhhh)
I want my situation changed at (man)
least right between my thighs (it's small there)
Bet you're missin' that last guy (he's probably bigger)
Don't make a small enough dick glove (woman laughing)
Now you gettin' Robin Thicke, love
feelin' jealous of a flashlight
So I sing and I trigger and I gaslight
My injection, actually lessens
Your chance of pregnancy, babies ain't happening
My dong in my dreams would be a wage earner
Instead like *laugh*, it's just a yearner
got a yacht like *honk*
This may be incidental
We could ride if big Wangs ain't essential
i wear women's panties still don't even get full
I say otherwise, you know that it's just bull
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