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ROBIN THICKE lyrics : "Blurred Lines Parody #Contraceptive Lines"


Intro:


Put your sponge in

Put that patch on


Where's your cap at?



Hey hey hey


Hey hey hey

Hey hey hey



Verse 1:


If you must know, I use birth control


If you can't read, I use an IUD

Maybe it's Mirena


Maybe it's Paraguard


Maybe it's long-acting like Skyla





Pre-Chorus:


Ok that sperm was close, trying to penetrate you


IUD like a T, secretly in utero

Or try the Nexplanon


Rod placed in your upper arm


These implants last for 3 years





Chorus:


And that's why we should use protection


Don't wanna get pregnant

Don't want your nasty


Nasty infections


I'll use condoms

STI protection


Latex or lambskin


No need prescriptions

What about abstinence?


No, I don't want it


I know you want it

Don't really want it


But I'm a good girl


Go ahead go tie your tubes

Failure rate less than 1%

Don't think reversal





Verse 2:


Maybe I'll use depo

This shot covers three months


We'll be incognito

My ovaries won't release eggs

I feel so fertile (hey hey hey)


Irregular bleeding (hey hey hey)

What rhymes with bleeding?





Heyyyyyyyyyy





Pre-Chorus:

Ok that sperm was close, trying to penetrate you

IUD like a T, secretly in utero

Or try the Nexplanon


Rod placed in your upper arm

These implants last for 3 years





Chorus:

And that's why we should use protection

Don't wanna get pregnant


Don't want your nasty

Nasty infections

I'll use condoms

STI protection


Latex or lambskin

No need prescriptions

What about abstinence?

No, I don't want it

I know you want it

Don't really want it

But I'm a good girl

Go ahead go tie your tubes

Failure rate less than 1%

Don't think reversal




Verse 3:

One thing I ask of you

Don't let me be the one to remind you

Yo, from Sunset to Central Park

Please be taking your pill right on the mark

You're looking to prevent ovulation

Take it everyday, no aggravation

Ring on, place it inside like a tampon

Easy like saving money with groupon

After 3 weeks the ring comes out

Week 4 comes her rag, girl hiding out

Nothing like the method pull out and pray

Not right now no headache no baby on the way

So I just count...and wait... for the days when you're not fertile

Not many women can refuse this method

Just know your body and the patterns that ended




Bridge:

Spermicide, rub down, rub up

Can you wait for 10?

10 minutes

What you don't like work? (heyyyyy)




Pre-Chorus:

Baby, can't you see. The condom just exploded

We can buy the emergency? Good up to 5 days later (uh huh)

It's not an abortion (hey hey hey)

And now we're winning (hey hey hey)

Here's our beginning (hey hey hey)




Chorus:

I've always wanted a diaphragm

Don't wanna get pregnant

Don't want your nasty

Nasty infections

I'll use condoms

STI protection

Latex or lambskin

No need prescriptions

What about abstinence?

No, I don't want it

I know you want it

Don't really want it

But I'm a good girl

Go ahead go tie your tubes

Failure rate less than 1%

Don't think reversal

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