I knew a girl who was always so alone
Her broken heart lay beneath her silicone
Night after night, she would look for Mr. Right

Try as she might, she would spend a lonely night

And so she sat there alone

With her bottle and phone
But let me make this clear
There was No One Here who cared


I knew a boy who was always so alone
His broken heart lay buried in his soul

Day after day, he would look for her to smile
Day after day, he would only see her cry


And so he sat there alone
With his bottle and phone
But let me make this clear

There was No One Here who cared

And so they sat there alone

With their bottles and phones
But let me make it clear for everyone to hear
There was No One Here who cared