My hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up

My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down

Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)

My hair flows.Like a waterfall ? over a cliff that is my face.

My hair goes, heavenbound ? dirty ?blonde rockets into space.
My hair conceals my elf ears
They are a little bit embarrassing

With hair is high, I'm 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking.
Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail boat.
I would need no broom to sweep this room

If someone spilled honey bunches of oats.

My hair goes up

My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down

My hair goes up
My hair goes down
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)


My hair pwns. Gravity.
It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.

My hair looks rustic like I've draped my head with a beaver pelt
A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didn't mind that much.
She raised them in my quaff 'til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in touch.

I bet you didn't see my swich blade, or my iPad, or my chai tea
And with a little more growth, you want even know
I got a full size baby

A full size baby?
Yeh! I'm gonna name him Ricky.
After your dad

Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.
I would call him Richard, but I'm probably being picky
And why are you hiding a kid anyway?!

Well it's actually just a robotic baby
What were we talking about?


Your hair goes up
Your hair goes down
Your hair goes up

Your hair goes down
We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:
There are many weighty decisions you must make in a life

Like: who you're gonna marry
What you gonna do for a living
Boxes or briefs

Or commando
And, listen, you're gonna make mistakes
You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,

You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can't do it
You might ask a non pergnant woman if she's pregnant.
That's ok; you'll recover

But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-life-altering choice, right.
Ca I have my baby back now?
Yeah.

Does you hair go up?
Or does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down